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Title: Revival of story time :D
Post by: Maty630 on October 18, 2012, 06:04:34 PM
ok so now that there is a forum games topic i thought i'd revive this one

the rules are; one person posts a sentence then someone else posts another tolink in with it, eg:
P1: a man ate a sandwich
P2: it was tasty
But, in this one you have to be as random as possible so you could write
P1: a man ate a sandwich
P2: it was exploded in a mushroom cloud

so i'll start it off with:
the Big Purple bear woke up in his cave
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Post by: IrishBulldog93 on October 18, 2012, 07:10:10 PM
The Fucking End.
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Post by: iRuShxaSSaSSin on October 18, 2012, 07:11:03 PM
or was it?
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Post by: IrishBulldog93 on October 18, 2012, 07:13:49 PM
It may have been a shart ?
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Post by: Maty630 on October 18, 2012, 07:36:49 PM
and then he exploded
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Post by: lionkopa on October 18, 2012, 07:40:07 PM
And stuff came out...
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Post by: Maty630 on October 18, 2012, 07:43:34 PM
it was a thick blue mixture
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Post by: noafro1991 on October 18, 2012, 08:01:31 PM
which morphed itself into
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Post by: Maty630 on October 18, 2012, 08:04:08 PM
a flying blue gel monkey
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Post by: zX_BEN_Xz on October 18, 2012, 08:07:25 PM
which went to...
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Post by: Maty630 on October 18, 2012, 08:46:32 PM
lick rocks
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Post by: iRuShxaSSaSSin on October 18, 2012, 08:52:35 PM
off zx_ben_xz's mothers...
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Post by: zX_BEN_Xz on October 18, 2012, 09:23:02 PM
At that moment the bear realises he was dreaming and sees andy's mother stroking....
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Post by: iRuShxaSSaSSin on October 18, 2012, 09:25:32 PM
Again he wakes up and discovers it was a dream in a dream. He pinches himself and knows he is full awake. He then see's ben's mother sucking...
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Post by: zX_BEN_Xz on October 18, 2012, 09:26:12 PM
He then realises he was dreaming again, he is confused. He sees andy's mother naked touching...
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Post by: iRuShxaSSaSSin on October 18, 2012, 09:28:58 PM
BOOM! another dream? WDF is going on? He get's up and goes to a doctor who run's test's a proves he is no longer in a dream. The doctor hands his chart to his naked assistant who turns out to be Ben's Mother. She goes down on...
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Post by: xlr20ice on October 18, 2012, 09:31:31 PM
the rabbit hole to wonderland
He then realises he was dreaming again, he is confused. He sees andy's mother naked touching...
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Post by: zX_BEN_Xz on October 18, 2012, 09:32:31 PM
OMFG another dream, he is now terrified. He goes to numerous hospitals to get tested, they confirm he is not dreaming and never will do so again. They give him medication to make sure he will never dream nor sleep ever again. There is defiantly no mistakes every is 100%, nothing can be wrong. When he comes back from the hospital he sees andy's mother undressing and....
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Post by: Evan11900 on October 18, 2012, 09:34:09 PM
Ben's mother having sex with...
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Post by: iRuShxaSSaSSin on October 18, 2012, 09:35:30 PM
Bang! The door blows open! It's the FBI! The hospitals were all fake, put there to confuse Ben! He here's a moan from somewhere below him... He wakes up! He looks down and see's he naked mother...
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Post by: xlr20ice on October 18, 2012, 09:36:09 PM
falling down a rabbit hole
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Post by: zX_BEN_Xz on October 18, 2012, 09:38:23 PM
Interpol burst through the door and arrest the FBI Agents, they were imposters!
They assure me the medication etc. was real. I then realise it's not my mother, I remove the mask from the woman's face and it was andy's mother, lying there in her underwear and said to me ''Have me'', we then.....
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Post by: xlr20ice on October 18, 2012, 09:39:10 PM
rabbit hole wall
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Post by: iRuShxaSSaSSin on October 18, 2012, 09:42:54 PM
Andy awoke being to lazy to reply and announces himself the winner. The end.
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Post by: jackjfk21 on October 18, 2012, 09:43:15 PM
Then these people realize kids go on these forums!
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Post by: racker2008 on October 18, 2012, 09:43:47 PM
And they all lived happily ever after :)
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Post by: iRuShxaSSaSSin on October 18, 2012, 09:44:08 PM
With rackers sister
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Post by: xlr20ice on October 18, 2012, 09:55:06 PM
inside a rabbit hole
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Post by: zX_BEN_Xz on October 18, 2012, 10:01:50 PM
Can someone please acknowledge poor xlr :D

Andy I announce myself as the victor.
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Post by: xlr20ice on October 18, 2012, 10:48:54 PM
There is no winner, only rabbit holes.
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Post by: Maty630 on October 18, 2012, 11:00:32 PM
and then the purple bear became extremely confused because in his dreams they were allowing him into hospitals
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Post by: xlr20ice on October 18, 2012, 11:38:49 PM
The purple bear turned out to be the bear of the Apocolypse
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Post by: Evan11900 on October 18, 2012, 11:43:42 PM
Which poofed up a very sexy naked Ben Mom that...
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Post by: iRuShxaSSaSSin on October 19, 2012, 12:52:50 AM
got aids and died...
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Post by: xlr20ice on October 19, 2012, 01:35:56 AM
Then came back as a zombie to kill Evan for bringing up ben's mom again.
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Post by: Evan11900 on October 19, 2012, 02:09:11 AM
Then came back as a zombie to kill Evan for bringing up ben's mom again.

But came back to life because sexy Andy raped him even though...
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Post by: xlr20ice on October 19, 2012, 11:17:27 AM
Evan still does not realize the age range on the forums....
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Post by: Evan11900 on October 19, 2012, 12:11:30 PM
Evan still does not realize the age range on the forums....

But Evan does not care, as Ben's Mother's Cock is amazing even though she...
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Post by: racker2008 on October 19, 2012, 02:13:40 PM
is a nice person, Then a wild Magikarp appears..........
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Post by: Treeper98 on October 19, 2012, 04:17:11 PM
is a nice person, Then a wild Magikarp appears..........

He faps infront of
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Post by: Blacktorch123 on October 19, 2012, 04:30:43 PM
is a nice person, Then a wild Magikarp appears..........

He faps infront of

A boy named Sanjar Bin Derp who responded by...
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Post by: racker2008 on October 19, 2012, 04:35:55 PM
killing xlr with a blowtorch, he then uses xlr's burnt mangled body to....
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Post by: Iopia on October 19, 2012, 04:38:21 PM
become the supreme fascist dictator of the US.
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Post by: aquaflyer on October 19, 2012, 04:40:27 PM
and realizing that all happened was a dream when he woke up and slapped the next persons ass he could

(~Perfect Story~)
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Post by: Deaththinius on October 19, 2012, 05:21:46 PM
suck mah boner and make a sandwich.
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Post by: Maty630 on October 19, 2012, 06:42:21 PM
for his elderly neighbor
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Post by: Evan11900 on October 19, 2012, 10:03:09 PM
And then eat Ben's Mother's Vagina for lunch whilst fapping even though...
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Post by: Maty630 on October 19, 2012, 10:06:41 PM
he had a dick infection
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Post by: abukhaled on October 19, 2012, 10:30:24 PM
12 years old, 14 years old, saying stuff like this. *Staring at the wall for 5 minutes thinking about what happened to this world*.

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Post by: IrishBulldog93 on October 19, 2012, 11:02:51 PM
ITS THE BIG BAD WOLF
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Post by: Maty630 on October 19, 2012, 11:56:32 PM
with his swag-mobile
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Post by: xlr20ice on October 20, 2012, 12:34:05 AM
while still realizing that he is Swagman, the hero Gotham deserves, but REALLY doesn't want.
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Post by: Evan11900 on October 20, 2012, 01:08:00 AM
Batman then begins fapping to watching a sex tape of Andy And Ben's Mother but...
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Post by: xlr20ice on October 20, 2012, 01:56:54 AM
Then he realizes he is not batman, he is SWAGMAN
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Post by: Deaththinius on October 20, 2012, 09:46:06 AM
and then he stabs marex.
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Post by: Dogin8R on October 20, 2012, 10:48:10 AM
and tells evan his jokes are'nt funny
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Post by: Evan11900 on October 20, 2012, 12:15:07 PM
and tells evan his jokes are'nt funny

but then realizes they are
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Post by: Treeper98 on October 20, 2012, 12:36:02 PM
Pervs and a pedobear is your mom
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Post by: Maty630 on October 20, 2012, 05:06:57 PM
a wild pedo ursaring appears
(http://i.imgur.com/VnjcH.jpg)
and threatens evan with his virginity to stop insulting his wife
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Post by: Evan11900 on October 20, 2012, 05:15:02 PM
but Evan does not have virginity, he wants to be a raped America and he replies, "Cum Pedo-Bear, rape me <3" but...
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Post by: xlr20ice on October 20, 2012, 05:56:53 PM
He killed the thread with his immature sexual jokes.
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Post by: Evan11900 on October 20, 2012, 06:09:38 PM
But John lies, Ben's Mum and her diamond dildo have taken over his body.
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Post by: lolotron on October 20, 2012, 11:00:09 PM
Meanwhile, in the castles dungeons.....
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Post by: jackjfk21 on October 20, 2012, 11:12:48 PM
Topic should be deleyed for profanity and there should be a rule about this.
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Post by: bsamsr18 on October 20, 2012, 11:23:05 PM
Topic should be deleyed for profanity and there should be a rule about this.

There already is a rule about "keeping in mind there are younger people". He just took the joke by ben and andy too far and is now being bloody ignorant about it, despite the many subtle hints to stop.
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Post by: lolotron on October 20, 2012, 11:41:16 PM
Topic should be deleyed for profanity and there should be a rule about this.

There already is a rule about "keeping in mind there are younger people". He just took the joke by ben and andy too far and is now being bloody ignorant about it, despite the many subtle hints to stop.
I have swayed the topic back to a less profane direction, can we continue, or will the topic be locked?
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Post by: bsamsr18 on October 20, 2012, 11:44:31 PM
I guess it can continue, but i also guess it will be locked if things get out of hand and certain comments carry on.

Anyways, back onto the topic.

...two evil gnomes plot to rid the world of...
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Post by: Maty630 on October 20, 2012, 11:59:09 PM
the android company for making a threatening opposition to apple
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Post by: xlr20ice on October 21, 2012, 12:02:04 AM
who is run by Mr.Burns
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Post by: Evan11900 on October 21, 2012, 02:12:14 AM
who is run by Mr.Burns

Mr Burns ripped off Apple
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Post by: Maty630 on October 21, 2012, 09:38:00 AM
and then bill gates completely obliterates mac & linux using his glorious OS windows
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Post by: Alinchicken6 on October 21, 2012, 11:47:09 AM
but fails to get rid of iOS and Android which transform into
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Post by: Maty630 on October 21, 2012, 11:55:22 AM
but fails to get rid of iOS and Android which transform into
giant flying monkeys who...
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Post by: xlr20ice on October 21, 2012, 11:57:21 AM
try to bring the ring to Mordor
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Post by: lolotron on October 21, 2012, 12:44:30 PM
try to bring the ring to Mordor
but retreat after sighting the giant battle frogs who...
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Post by: Maty630 on October 21, 2012, 01:17:40 PM
carried zombie riders eating...
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Post by: xlr20ice on October 21, 2012, 01:32:31 PM
little baby hamsters......
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Post by: Maty630 on October 21, 2012, 01:39:21 PM
with melted cheese..
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Post by: lolotron on October 21, 2012, 03:31:44 PM

with melted cheese.............covered cows.
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Post by: Maty630 on October 21, 2012, 06:05:54 PM
who were shrieking like
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Post by: xlr20ice on October 21, 2012, 06:49:51 PM
steven tyler on helium...
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Post by: lolotron on October 21, 2012, 08:40:34 PM
steven tyler on helium...
. Not unlike the cry of Nazguls...
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Post by: xlr20ice on October 21, 2012, 09:41:33 PM
which sounds like.....
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Post by: bsamsr18 on October 21, 2012, 09:46:07 PM
Xlr when you drop a hammer on his foot...
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Post by: Maty630 on October 21, 2012, 11:22:46 PM
and then all of a sudden...
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Post by: Evan11900 on October 21, 2012, 11:29:44 PM
Evan comes back into story time and John...
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Post by: xlr20ice on October 21, 2012, 11:31:18 PM
runs into a portal to....
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Post by: Maty630 on October 21, 2012, 11:32:12 PM
kill blazes for xp so he could
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Post by: xlr20ice on October 21, 2012, 11:36:31 PM
become a more EXPERIENCED person
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Post by: Maty630 on October 21, 2012, 11:52:36 PM
and afterwards he home for a cup of tea before...
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Post by: TheRogueHunter on October 22, 2012, 12:00:00 AM
Only to find Jesus waiting at his house with an AK-47
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Post by: Evan11900 on October 22, 2012, 02:23:28 AM
And an anvil above his head
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Post by: lolotron on October 22, 2012, 07:54:02 AM

which wasted no time in crushing Jesus and his AK.
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Post by: Evan11900 on October 22, 2012, 11:44:00 AM

which wasted no time in crushing Jesus and his AK.

An Anvil above John's head, not Jesus r_r
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Post by: TheRogueHunter on October 22, 2012, 11:46:48 AM
He looks up and suddenly........
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Post by: Maty630 on October 22, 2012, 06:41:35 PM
And a lemur scratches until he...
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Post by: xlr20ice on October 22, 2012, 07:04:25 PM
gets baptized in....
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Post by: lolotron on October 22, 2012, 07:09:21 PM
gets baptized in....
a pig trough filled with leftover Oreo....
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Post by: Maty630 on October 22, 2012, 08:21:59 PM
Crumbs and wrappers which smelled like...
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Post by: xlr20ice on October 22, 2012, 09:08:52 PM
the inside of the large instestine.
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Post by: jackjfk21 on October 22, 2012, 09:28:17 PM
Read the story from start to finish it makes absolutely no sense xD
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Post by: lolotron on October 22, 2012, 09:53:04 PM
Read the story from start to finish it makes absolutely no sense xD
said Jack as he complained about the book 'Alice in Wonderland' to his friend.
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Post by: elementom88 on October 22, 2012, 10:25:57 PM
Because in the middle of the book it links you to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_sfnQDr1-o after that   the pope walks in and explains...
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Post by: lolotron on October 22, 2012, 10:28:31 PM
after that   the pope walks in and explains...
that the baby monkey was indeed not riding on a pig, thus starting a thousand year war with fundamental pastafarians.
Meanwhile in Moscow...............
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Post by: jackjfk21 on October 22, 2012, 10:44:24 PM
Topic will never make sense so

In moscow the Russians rally as they are attacked by...

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Post by: Evan11900 on October 23, 2012, 01:49:46 AM
the Egyptian dinosaur, Yak, he destroys Russia and moves on to...
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Post by: Blacktorch123 on October 23, 2012, 07:01:28 AM
Demolish city after city with unbelieveable rage as he strived for satisfaction, which he expected to get once he destroyed everyone, he then evolved into...
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Post by: Maty630 on October 23, 2012, 08:15:02 AM
Rikachu who causes even more destruction until he has a calming conversation with a...
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Post by: Blacktorch123 on October 23, 2012, 08:34:06 AM
A Buddhist pedobear who said...
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Post by: Evan11900 on October 23, 2012, 01:11:05 PM
I will never rape again, I must evolve into...
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Post by: lolotron on October 23, 2012, 01:12:12 PM
a humble polar bear, bound to roam the frozen Arctic forever.
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Post by: Maty630 on October 23, 2012, 04:27:58 PM
But then a ninja comes to kill a garlic tradesman
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Post by: xlr20ice on October 23, 2012, 08:31:30 PM
who actually sold onions...
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Post by: jackjfk21 on October 23, 2012, 09:14:08 PM
That were secretly dirty bombs for...
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Post by: Maty630 on October 23, 2012, 09:51:05 PM
 an assassination of Mitt Romney because he hated republicans so...
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Post by: lolotron on October 23, 2012, 10:36:20 PM
an assassination of Mitt Romney because he hated republicans so...
much that the Orthodox Pastafarians came to the conclusion he had to go.
Thus starting a thousand year war with the democrats.
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Post by: jackjfk21 on October 23, 2012, 11:16:19 PM
an assassination of Mitt Romney because he hated republicans so...

I dont get it because he is a republican.
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Post by: xlr20ice on October 24, 2012, 01:51:14 AM
but full of consent for his own party because...
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Post by: lolotron on October 24, 2012, 09:17:45 AM
but full of consent for his own party because...
they were the ones who had given him those yummy cookies, Mitt loves cookies.
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Post by: Blacktorch123 on October 24, 2012, 05:43:06 PM
So much that to get a private supply of them he paid: ...
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Post by: lolotron on October 24, 2012, 10:18:11 PM
So much that to get a private supply of them he paid: ...
large portions of the taxpayers money, which he then blamed on Obama.
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Post by: xlr20ice on October 25, 2012, 01:42:17 AM
But Obama was actually Dolan
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Post by: lolotron on October 25, 2012, 06:57:20 PM
But Obama was actually Dolan
Causing another 1000 year war to start, humanity asks the Jawas to act as peacekeepers.

(could someone post the entire full length story?)
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Post by: xlr20ice on October 25, 2012, 10:34:23 PM
The lazy Jawas quickly indulged themselves in humanity's junkyard riches of scrap metal and the humans backstab themselves behind the Jawa's backs
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Post by: lolotron on October 25, 2012, 11:35:11 PM
The lazy Jawas quickly indulged themselves in humanity's junkyard riches of scrap metal and the humans backstab themselves behind the Jawa's backs
after years of faulty droids, the jawas finally come up with a battle robot to battle backstabbing humanity, they call it Marmalade mk.1
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Post by: xlr20ice on October 26, 2012, 01:27:03 AM
But as all robots become, it came to have a mind of its own and became known as the Iron Giant, befriending a small human boy and a young animator by the name of Walt Disney
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Post by: Blacktorch123 on October 26, 2012, 05:49:42 AM
in this post i will post all the 1234 words (it actually is 1234 (pretty awesome XD) (btw you can copy paste the story in to word to vertify my statement :P)
anyways, with no further ado, here it is:
BTW: The story is so long that the forum prevented me from posting it in one post ...

the Big Purple bear woke up in his cave
The Fucking End.
or was it?
It may have been a shart ?
and then he exploded
And stuff came out...
it was a thick blue mixture
which morphed itself into
a flying blue gel monkey
which went to...
lick rocks
off zx_ben_xz's mothers...
At that moment the bear realises he was dreaming and sees andy's mother stroking....
Again he wakes up and discovers it was a dream in a dream. He pinches himself and knows he is full awake. He then see's ben's mother sucking...
He then realises he was dreaming again, he is confused. He sees andy's mother naked touching...
BOOM! another dream? WDF is going on? He get's up and goes to a doctor who run's test's a proves he is no longer in a dream. The doctor hands his chart to his naked assistant who turns out to be Ben's Mother. She goes down on...
the rabbit hole to wonderland
OMFG another dream, he is now terrified. He goes to numerous hospitals to get tested, they confirm he is not dreaming and never will do so again. They give him medication to make sure he will never dream nor sleep ever again. There is defiantly no mistakes every is 100%, nothing can be wrong. When he comes back from the hospital he sees andy's mother undressing and....
Ben's mother having sex with...
Bang! The door blows open! It's the FBI! The hospitals were all fake, put there to confuse Ben! He here's a moan from somewhere below him... He wakes up! He looks down and see's he naked mother...
falling down a rabbit hole
Interpol burst through the door and arrest the FBI Agents, they were imposters!
They assure me the medication etc. was real. I then realise it's not my mother, I remove the mask from the woman's face and it was andy's mother, lying there in her underwear and said to me ''Have me'', we then.....
rabbit hole wall
Andy awoke being to lazy to reply and announces himself the winner. The end.
Then these people realize kids go on these forums!
And they all lived happily ever after 
With rackers sister.
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Post by: Blacktorch123 on October 26, 2012, 05:49:54 AM
inside a rabbit hole




(skipps evans comments)

Next:
is a nice person, Then a wild Magikarp appears..........
He faps infront of
A boy named Sanjar Bin Derp who responded by...
killing xlr with a blowtorch, he then uses xlr's burnt mangled body to....
become the supreme fascist dictator of the US.
and realizing that all happened was a dream when he woke up and slapped the next persons ass he could

(Next story, I think?)

suck mah boner and make a sandwich.
for his elderly neighbor
(removed evans comment :P)
he had a dick infection
ITS THE BIG BAD WOLF
with his swag-mobile
while still realizing that he is Swagman, the hero Gotham deserves, but REALLY doesn't want.
(evan -_-)
Then he realizes he is not batman, he is SWAGMAN
and then he stabs marex.
and tells evan his jokes are'nt funny
but then realizes they are
Pervs and a pedobear is your mom
a wild pedo ursaring appears
He killed the thread with his immature sexual jokes.

(next)

Meanwhile, in the castles dungeons.....
Topic should be deleyed for profanity and there should be a rule about this.
There already is a rule about "keeping in mind there are younger people". He just took the joke by ben and andy too far and is now being bloody ignorant about it, despite the many subtle hints to stop.
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Post by: Blacktorch123 on October 26, 2012, 05:50:19 AM
I have swayed the topic back to a less profane direction, can we continue, or will the topic be locked?
I guess it can continue, but i also guess it will be locked if things get out of hand and certain comments carry on.
Anyways, back onto the topic.

(new story)

...two evil gnomes plot to rid the world of..
the android company for making a threatening opposition to apple
who is run by Mr.Burns
and then bill gates completely obliterates mac & linux using his glorious OS windows
but fails to get rid of iOS and Android which transform into
giant flying monkeys who...
try to bring the ring to Mordor
but retreat after sighting the giant battle frogs who...
carried zombie riders eating...
little baby hamsters......
with melted cheese..
with melted cheese.............covered cows.
who were shrieking like
steven tyler on helium?
. Not unlike the cry of Nazguls...
which sounds like...../
Xlr when you drop a hammer on his foot...
and then all of a sudden...
Evan comes back into story time and John...
runs into a portal to....
kill blazes for xp so he could
become a more EXPERIENCED person
and afterwards he home for a cup of tea before...
Only to find Jesus waiting at his house with an AK-47
And an anvil above his head
which wasted no time in crushing Jesus and his AK.
An Anvil above John's head, not Jesus r_r
He looks up and suddenly........
And a lemur scratches until he...
gets baptized in...
a pig trough filled with leftover Oreo....
Crumbs and wrappers which smelled like...
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Post by: Blacktorch123 on October 26, 2012, 05:50:35 AM
the inside of the large instestine.


(next)

Read the story from start to finish it makes absolutely no sense xD
said Jack as he complained about the book 'Alice in Wonderland' to his friend.
Because in the middle of the book it links you to
pope walks in and explains...
that the baby monkey was indeed not riding on a pig, thus starting a thousand year war with fundamental pastafarians.
Meanwhile in Moscow...............
Topic will never make sense so


(next)

In moscow the Russians rally as they are attacked by...
the Egyptian dinosaur, Yak, he destroys Russia and moves on to...
Demolish city after city with unbelieveable rage as he strived for satisfaction, which he expected to get once he destroyed everyone, he then evolved into...
Rikachu who causes even more destruction until he has a calming conversation with a...
A Buddhist pedobear who said...
I will never rape again, I must evolve into...
a humble polar bear, bound to roam the frozen Arctic forever.
But then a ninja comes to kill a garlic tradesman
who actually sold onions...
That were secretly dirty bombs for...
an assassination of Mitt Romney because he hated republicans so...
much that the Orthodox Pastafarians came to the conclusion he had to go.
Thus starting a thousand year war with the democrats.
I dont get it because he is a republican.
but full of consent for his own party because...
they were the ones who had given him those yummy cookies, Mitt loves cookies.
So much that to get a private supply of them he paid: ...
large portions of the taxpayers money, which he then blamed on Obama.
But Obama was actually Dolan
Causing another 1000 year war to start, humanity asks the Jawas to act as peacekeepers.
The lazy Jawas quickly indulged themselves in humanity's junkyard riches of scrap metal and the humans backstab themselves behind the Jawa's backs
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Post by: Blacktorch123 on October 26, 2012, 05:50:51 AM
after years of faulty droids, the jawas finally come up with a battle robot to battle backstabbing humanity, they call it Marmalade mk.1
But as all robots become, it came to have a mind of its own and became known as the Iron Giant, befriending a small human boy and a young animator by the name of Walt Disney
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Post by: lolotron on October 26, 2012, 09:13:48 AM
 :o :o 8) :o ;D :D ;)

Well done sir! How long did this take, I had no idea it was this long!

Walt disney indoctrinates the Robot with his cute drawings and makes it work for him and his army!
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Post by: xlr20ice on October 27, 2012, 12:30:22 AM
But the unknowing Mr.Disney runs a file he created years ago....mikki.maus
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Post by: lolotron on October 27, 2012, 07:54:56 PM
But the unknowing Mr.Disney runs a file he created years ago....mikki.maus
which melts his primitive computer and he loses his lead over the enemy
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Post by: xlr20ice on October 27, 2012, 11:05:54 PM
 as the enemy used the same file to corrupt primitive robots into a new form of robot prototype called, "G00fii"
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Post by: Bruceanator97 on October 28, 2012, 01:44:12 AM
the new G00fii kill everyone and the world ends.
The end.
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Post by: xlr20ice on October 28, 2012, 01:40:10 AM
Or is it? By the power of that totally dickish move, the world gets resurrected as a second chance given by our guardian aliens.
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Post by: Bruceanator97 on October 28, 2012, 02:09:06 PM
then, 300 years later the guardian aleins get bored with us and zap the earth with a gigantic lazer beam.
The end
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Post by: lolotron on October 28, 2012, 02:43:37 PM
then, 300 years later the guardian aleins get bored with us and zap the earth with a gigantic lazer beam.
The end
10 billion years later, a space ship coming from a distant civilisation decides to live on our planet, because of it's ability to hold life.

A group of severely mutated evolutions of the human race rise from the depths of the Earth and......
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: Bruceanator97 on October 28, 2012, 03:29:38 PM
they then see xlr's mom naked doing....
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: lolotron on October 28, 2012, 05:12:23 PM
they then see xlr's mom naked doing....
NOPE, it was a dirty hallucination dreamed up by Bruceanator, the wicked troll of the North north East.
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: Bruceanator97 on October 28, 2012, 05:25:10 PM
To find out it was another hallucination that lolotron was dreaming, that then.......
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: Blacktorch123 on October 28, 2012, 06:29:05 PM
The aliens banished all forms off profanity on the earth they were overseeing, and they descided to change the topic of this post too...
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: lolotron on October 28, 2012, 08:28:05 PM
The aliens banished all forms off profanity on the earth they were overseeing, and they descided to change the topic of this post to...
be based around their history in electronics...
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Post by: xlr20ice on October 28, 2012, 08:50:56 PM
which was quite short, based on the fact that they used pure sunlight for power
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Post by: lolotron on October 29, 2012, 10:33:33 PM
which was quite short, based on the fact that they used pure sunlight for power
ing their mobile banana power plants, that were used to create energy in the form of............
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Post by: diskursen on October 29, 2012, 10:45:53 PM
a sexy ass
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Post by: xlr20ice on October 29, 2012, 11:33:01 PM
made of solidified energy
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Post by: Maty630 on October 30, 2012, 08:54:43 AM
That crashed into their faces when they weren't looking maing a "FWHAP" sound as it collided with their...
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Post by: AConcernedVillager on October 30, 2012, 10:09:17 PM
massive statue of the Amazing Melon.
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Post by: Jeddity on October 30, 2012, 11:28:20 PM
The amazing melon statue shattered into a million pieces, sending debris and smoke pluming into the children's hospital causing...
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: lolotron on October 31, 2012, 10:34:07 AM
The amazing melon statue shattered into a million pieces, sending debris and smoke pluming into the children's hospital causing...
mutant 5 year olds high on debris to roam the wards unconsciously searching for their lost parents.
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: Maty630 on October 31, 2012, 10:36:55 AM
The amazing melon statue shattered into a million pieces, sending debris and smoke pluming into the children's hospital causing...
mutant 5 year olds high on debris to roam the wards unconsciously searching for their lost parents.
who had run away in shame because
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: lolotron on October 31, 2012, 10:38:53 AM
The amazing melon statue shattered into a million pieces, sending debris and smoke pluming into the children's hospital causing...
mutant 5 year olds high on debris to roam the wards unconsciously searching for their lost parents.
who had run away in shame because
of their addiction to day time TV
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: Maty630 on October 31, 2012, 10:42:25 AM
The amazing melon statue shattered into a million pieces, sending debris and smoke pluming into the children's hospital causing...
mutant 5 year olds high on debris to roam the wards unconsciously searching for their lost parents.
who had run away in shame because
of their addiction to day time TV
shows like...
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: lolotron on October 31, 2012, 10:44:45 AM
The amazing melon statue shattered into a million pieces, sending debris and smoke pluming into the children's hospital causing...
mutant 5 year olds high on debris to roam the wards unconsciously searching for their lost parents.
who had run away in shame because
of their addiction to day time TV
shows like...
Icarly, Zoe101 and Zach and cody. *shudders
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: Jeddity on October 31, 2012, 11:26:51 AM
This mass addiction to the selected shitty shows caused the military to take action against the mutants, they started by...
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: Maty630 on October 31, 2012, 11:47:57 AM
mass manufacturing of weapons based on an alien power source known as the...
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Post by: Alinchicken6 on October 31, 2012, 03:19:43 PM
Chicken X Powers which were designed by...
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Post by: Maty630 on October 31, 2012, 04:54:52 PM
the notorious team...
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Post by: lolotron on October 31, 2012, 06:50:26 PM
the notorious team...
of crack abusers, from the planet Intoxica 16.
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Post by: xlr20ice on October 31, 2012, 08:56:56 PM
which was made of frozen heroin
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Post by: Swiftly on October 31, 2012, 10:26:42 PM
In Sweden....
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Post by: lolotron on October 31, 2012, 11:19:23 PM
In Sweden....
the womens national curling team discovered perpetual motion, all cats disappear as a result.
Reddit is disbanded, 10 day mourning.
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: Maty630 on October 31, 2012, 11:36:08 PM
In Sweden....
the womens national curling team discovered perpetual motion, all cats disappear as a result.
Reddit is disbanded, 10 day mourning.
for chairman mao II
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: xlr20ice on October 31, 2012, 11:58:51 PM
he does not mourn, because he was the one that took down reddit in the first place.
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: Maty630 on November 01, 2012, 12:04:17 AM
he does not mourn, because he was the one that took down reddit in the first place
before he died, but a ninja discovered and saved the entire code for reddit 5 minutes before it was taken down, but the code was so big that it wouldnt...
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: xlr20ice on November 01, 2012, 12:27:07 AM
fit into the Internet's data mailbox which
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: Maty630 on November 01, 2012, 12:33:15 AM
exploded in a sea of flames
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Post by: FlyinHobo on November 05, 2012, 02:36:10 PM
then everyone just died and the story ends there.
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: xlr20ice on November 05, 2012, 07:27:24 PM
Or has it really? Has the death sentence of this story actually revitalized it? Indeed it has! The sea of flames erupts into the Large Hadron Collider, which, in an atomic reaction, resets the time to 2001.
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: Jeddity on November 05, 2012, 07:45:40 PM
Our next story takes place in a shit part of England...Sussex... we join our hero Flyinhobo as he limps down the street with his special needs Wrangler, when suddenly...
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: lolotron on November 05, 2012, 08:16:46 PM
Our next story takes place in a shit part of England...Sussex... we join our hero Flyinhobo as he limps down the street with his special needs Wrangler, when suddenly...
he comes across his arch enemy, the dustbin, he hits it violently as trundles up to him and begins to to......(please nothing inappropriate)
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: xlr20ice on November 05, 2012, 10:55:50 PM
throw crumpled up papers saying "Do you even lift?"
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Post by: FlyinHobo on November 06, 2012, 11:06:36 PM
he then strolls down to buckhimshire which is a annexed county and see's this fat disabled kid called jack c. and he then laughs at his ugly face and kicks his head in.
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Post by: xlr20ice on November 06, 2012, 11:42:53 PM
Jack C.(no relation to Mr.Copley of course) is backed up by an army of buider bees and fix his head made of honeycomb.
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Post by: Jeddity on November 07, 2012, 05:15:02 PM
This army of bee's stung both Flyinhobo and his wrangler causing flyinhobo to profess his love for ham (his favourite colour)
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Post by: xlr20ice on November 07, 2012, 07:53:23 PM
But he had to lie because although Ham is an excellent color, Firetrucks are cooler than dinosaurs.
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: lolotron on November 07, 2012, 08:45:52 PM
But he had to lie because although Ham is an excellent color, Firetrucks are cooler than dinosaurs.
which are ultimately less cool than lamps.

I love lamp
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Post by: FlyinHobo on November 09, 2012, 12:53:45 PM
But he had to lie because although Ham is an excellent color, Firetrucks are cooler than dinosaurs.
which are ultimately less cool than lamps.

I love lamp

And you killed it...
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Post by: lolotron on November 09, 2012, 07:35:58 PM
But he had to lie because although Ham is an excellent color, Firetrucks are cooler than dinosaurs.
which are ultimately less cool than lamps.

I love lamp

And you killed it?
said hobo, no answered lolo, because as I fucking said I love lamp
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: xlr20ice on November 09, 2012, 09:05:01 PM
Then a lamp fell from the sky and said, "I love you too lolo!"
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Post by: lolotron on November 10, 2012, 11:28:20 AM
Then a lamp fell from the sky and said, "I love you too lolo!"
Lolo proceeds to embrace the lamp in a tight hug, lolo sheds a tear as he tells lamp everything will be ok.
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: Jeddity on November 10, 2012, 04:51:37 PM
Flyinhobo cries at the sight of lolotron and the lamp's true love as he knows he will never experience the same feeling, he then goes back to his flyincardboardbox and cries himself to sleep.
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Post by: aquaflyer on November 10, 2012, 07:25:35 PM
Hours later realizing that his favorite computer game WarZ wasnt just a game, it was developed to prepare the humans of the upcoming apocalyps. After seeing Zombies outside he grabs his pills and rushes outside...
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: lolotron on November 10, 2012, 08:22:45 PM
Hours later realizing that his favorite computer game WarZ wasnt just a game, it was developed to prepare the humans of the upcoming apocalyps. After seeing Zombies outside he grabs his pills and rushes outside...
to fetch lamp, which he had left in the pet shop, inconveniantly.
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: Maty630 on November 11, 2012, 01:52:20 PM
but when he arrived at the pet shop, he saw a pigeon doing something
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Post by: xlr20ice on November 11, 2012, 02:27:08 PM
horrible to a statue
 
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Post by: lolotron on November 11, 2012, 02:51:55 PM
horrible to a statue
The bird was calling the statue names, lolo becomes frozen in disgust. lamp seizes the moment and punches the bird, which flies away quickly in fright. Some more crying and loving hugging from lolo and lamp the hero.
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: xlr20ice on November 11, 2012, 04:16:53 PM
But some lamp runs out of battery, like all lamps.
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Post by: lolotron on November 11, 2012, 07:44:25 PM
But some lamp runs out of battery, like all lamps.

please start playing this song whilst reading this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCX3ZNDZAwY

as lolo holds his one true friend in his arms, he feels lamps warm glow diminishing.

lolo brings lamp home, holding back tears, he tucks him into his little lamp bed.

Lamp can barely speak, lolo holds lamp, so cold, poor little lamp is so cold.

Lamp calls lolo close and tells him 'lolo was and always will be lamps best friend.'

Lolo can't take it anymore, he bends over and hugs lamp tenderly.

He starts singing quietly to little lamp 'Imagine there?s no heaven, it?s easy if you try....'(lamps favorite song)

Lamp and lolo start sobbing together.

From lamps cool lips comes an almost inaudible whisper. 'See you in Valhalla buddy..................'

Lamp passes to the other side, his eyes stare into oblivion as death swoops and takes his tender soul.

A coldness passes over the room. A crow is heard calling outside.

lolo lifts lamp into a sitting position and continues hugging lamps lifeless body. He stays there for many hours, crying gently.




RIP lamp

A shining light of friendship

2009-2012
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Post by: aquaflyer on November 11, 2012, 07:48:51 PM
After several screams behind him he notices that a Zombie is behind him. But all that he was thinking about was his lamp, so he ran over to the Zombie and starting hugging it...
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: lolotron on November 11, 2012, 07:51:35 PM
After several screams behind him he notices that a Zombie is behind him. But all that he was thinking about was his lamp, so he ran over to the Zombie and starting hugging it...
lolo pulls a carol and laughs hysterically as the zombie takes his life.

RIP lolo

BRAAAaaaains.....

0 - 2012
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: Maty630 on November 11, 2012, 08:49:41 PM
but... all of a sudden, lamp starts shining brighter than ever and saves lolo from the zombie, lolo, sobbing tears of joy says;
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: lolotron on November 11, 2012, 08:59:58 PM
but... all of a sudden, lamp starts shining brighter than ever and saves lolo from the zombie, lolo, sobbing tears of joy says;
sorry maty, lamps dead, he isn't coming back. lolo is dead, the zombies ate him. End of.
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Post by: Maty630 on November 11, 2012, 09:08:28 PM
how'd he make that post then?.. inception!
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: xlr20ice on November 11, 2012, 11:23:54 PM
But then gak gak gak made a comback.
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Post by: aquaflyer on November 12, 2012, 06:09:26 AM
In fear of the revived lolo the zombie took his own life
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: Maty630 on November 12, 2012, 05:55:55 PM
and then all of a sudden, the head of a nearby own exploded because of a build up of...
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: lolotron on November 12, 2012, 07:09:59 PM
and then all of a sudden, the head of a nearby own exploded because of a build up of...
the high concentration of gak. gak
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: lionkopa on November 12, 2012, 07:33:45 PM
and then all of a sudden, the head of a nearby own exploded because of a build up of...
the high concentration of gak. gak

Gak exploded and transformed into...
(http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/egor35172/24553966/383388/383388_original.jpg)
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: lolotron on November 12, 2012, 10:59:09 PM
and then all of a sudden, the head of a nearby own exploded because of a build up of...
the high concentration of gak. gak

Gak exploded and transformed into...
(http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/egor35172/24553966/383388/383388_original.jpg)
burn, a horrible, vile liquid only insecure little brats with less sense than sheep drink
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: lionkopa on November 12, 2012, 11:04:50 PM
and so, Ben drinks it.
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: lolotron on November 13, 2012, 05:50:11 PM
and so, Ben drinks it.
becomes a llama.
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Post by: lionkopa on November 13, 2012, 05:51:55 PM
And he laughs.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7lnimol4R1qdeu2yo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: lolotron on November 13, 2012, 07:37:50 PM
And he laughs.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7lnimol4R1qdeu2yo1_500.jpg)
nyanhahahana
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Post by: Maty630 on November 14, 2012, 07:37:52 PM
And then all of a sudden buildings start collapsing all around him because of the retarded laugh!
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: lolotron on November 14, 2012, 09:39:57 PM
And then all of a sudden buildings start collapsing all around him because of the retarded laugh!
the whole cosmos starts to crumble under the llama laugh
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Post by: jackjfk21 on November 14, 2012, 11:38:43 PM
The universe collapses on itself and everything starts over again and....
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: xlr20ice on November 15, 2012, 01:34:18 AM
A phone booth falls from the sky.
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: lolotron on November 15, 2012, 06:09:30 PM
A phone booth falls from the sky.
llama steps out, everyones eyes explode
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: xlr20ice on November 15, 2012, 07:55:36 PM
except for...
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: lolotron on November 15, 2012, 10:05:06 PM
except for...
the llama, of course
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: jackjfk21 on November 16, 2012, 12:24:04 AM
Which organized a...
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: iCreepz on November 16, 2012, 04:48:02 PM
atomic bomb that...
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Post by: xlr20ice on November 16, 2012, 08:21:11 PM
regardless of anyone's efforts...
Title: Re: Revival of story time :D
Post by: lolotron on November 16, 2012, 10:32:10 PM
regardless of anyone's efforts...
managed to destroy all the eyes in the universe, apart from the llama and al gores eyes.
It's a know fact, llamas love al gore.