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Title: My Cookie.
Post by: lionkopa on November 14, 2012, 04:36:26 PM
This is the "My Cookie" Game. The entire goal of the game is to steal the cookie from the person who last posted. There are only a couple rules.
1) The stealing of the cookie must MAKE SENSE
2)All posts must end in "MY cookie"

Heres an example:
Ham98: Gave you an invisible pressure pad texture pack and made a trap. My cookie.
Player X: Saw you looking into the trap and pushed you in. My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Treeper98 on November 14, 2012, 04:46:34 PM
You was AFK while doing this. My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lionkopa on November 14, 2012, 04:58:31 PM
Temp-Banned. My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: diskursen on November 14, 2012, 05:14:07 PM
Used a invisiblity poison and kicked you in the ass and took the cookie :D.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: alexconroy11 on November 14, 2012, 05:29:48 PM
Woman. My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lionkopa on November 14, 2012, 05:31:54 PM
Woman. My cookie.

Not following the rules- My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Deaththinius on November 14, 2012, 06:45:52 PM
I'm Hulk and the slave keeper. - The cookie is mine.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lionkopa on November 14, 2012, 06:57:09 PM
I'm Hulk and the slave keeper. - The cookie is mine.
Katie realises that you haven't removed that signature when I asked you to, and so she punches Tin in the face and grabs the cookie. My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Maty630 on November 14, 2012, 07:40:03 PM
I use mad hax and become admin and tp' you all into lava. My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Deaththinius on November 14, 2012, 07:49:02 PM
I'm Hulk and the slave keeper. - The cookie is mine.
Katie realises that you haven't removed that signature when I asked you to, and so she punches Tin in the face and grabs the cookie. My cookie.
I know it's turning you on, the signature, but I'm not removing it, sweetheart :P.
Edit: Mai Kookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Jeddity on November 14, 2012, 08:04:39 PM
Croatian. My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Maty630 on November 14, 2012, 08:06:31 PM
I invest in a cookie factory. My cookieZ
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: desox2011 on November 14, 2012, 08:10:28 PM
I burn down the factory, you ran out of money and have to sell me all cookies cheap. My cookies
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: iRuShxaSSaSSin on November 14, 2012, 08:15:17 PM
/i cookie. my cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: xlr20ice on November 14, 2012, 08:48:09 PM
/shock irush -k. My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: racker2008 on November 14, 2012, 09:05:40 PM
Farts in xlr's face and takes the cookie. My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on November 14, 2012, 09:38:13 PM
Farts in xlr's face and takes the cookie. My cookie.
squashes racker under a giant carrot. My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: xlr20ice on November 14, 2012, 11:12:14 PM
Eats the carrot and takes the cookie because he is american and fat. My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: jackjfk21 on November 14, 2012, 11:36:01 PM
 Itaunt xlr with oil and steal the cookie. Then I eat it because it was and is for ever my cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: xlr20ice on November 14, 2012, 11:37:43 PM
I take the oil and throw the barrel at your head, stealing the cookie. My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: jackjfk21 on November 14, 2012, 11:40:17 PM
You then walk out but notice the barrel. It entices you and you droo the cookie. I crawl over and take my cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Evan11900 on November 15, 2012, 01:12:29 AM
I throw a flare at Xlr causing a large explosion that kills both of them. I scream "FUCK YOU" and pick the cookie up out of the ashes. My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: xlr20ice on November 15, 2012, 01:32:35 AM
I sue Evan for everythin that he owns. My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: TheRogueHunter on November 15, 2012, 01:23:04 PM
I offer you Ben's mum as trade for the cookie. My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: zX_BEN_Xz on November 15, 2012, 04:18:17 PM
I offer Keny's mother for the cookie. My cookie, nom nom nom.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Evan11900 on November 15, 2012, 05:26:14 PM
I steal the cookie from Ben and eat the cookie which now lies in my stomach. My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on November 15, 2012, 06:03:52 PM
I rip open your stomach with a spoon and take the juicy, evan covered cookie. My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Evan11900 on November 15, 2012, 06:28:16 PM
I go to Belmour's mom and she sews it back together. I then take a sword and cut you into billions of mini lolotron pieces. My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: diskursen on November 15, 2012, 06:51:17 PM
I kick you in the ballz and takes the cookie!
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: xlr20ice on November 15, 2012, 07:55:00 PM
I relase the Kraken on diskursen. My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: jackjfk21 on November 15, 2012, 08:00:25 PM
I relase the Kraken on diskursen. My cookie.

I feed it the black pearl and in all the confusion steal my cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: berlino10 on November 15, 2012, 08:12:55 PM
I wait for you to leave work in the car park and beat you into unconsciousness with a tire iron. I take your wallet. inside the wallet is your cookie. It is now my cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: xlr20ice on November 15, 2012, 08:35:54 PM
I hired several highly trained pickpockets to steal the cookie from berlino and give it to me.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: racker2008 on November 15, 2012, 09:03:03 PM
I use my laser penis beam to cut off your hand, with that you drop the cookie and i put it in my secret safe in Honduras. My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on November 15, 2012, 10:04:01 PM
I use my laser penis beam to cut off your hand, with that you drop the cookie and i put it in my secret safe in Honduras. My cookie.
I call murica which deletes your face with bombs, my cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: desox2011 on November 16, 2012, 02:32:11 AM
I use a Redstone trap that kills you, then hide the cookie in a bedrock box which also has a command block hooked up to a rapid pulser setting everyones gamemode to adventure mode. My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: xxSnertozxx on November 16, 2012, 07:00:10 AM
I use hax so I don't die, then I kill you with forcefield. My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Maty630 on November 16, 2012, 06:29:34 PM
I shoot your face and recite a thousand year old enchantation to stop you coming back, then I pick up the cookie and throw it in a lake, not to be found for one thousand years until a creature named GOLEM finds it.
:( golems cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: EverX on November 16, 2012, 07:56:19 PM
I rape the golem and stealing the cookie fr.o.m. His asssssss My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on November 16, 2012, 10:33:55 PM
I rid the world of the horrible everx, whilst also offering poor golum complimentary counselling.
My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: xlr20ice on November 18, 2012, 03:16:28 AM
I rid the world of the horrible everx, whilst also offering poor golum complimentary counselling.
My cookie.
I disguise myself as the counsellor and convince golum to steal the cookie from lolotron. My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on November 18, 2012, 12:03:16 PM
I rid the world of the horrible everx, whilst also offering poor golum complimentary counselling.
My cookie.
I disguise myself as the counsellor and convince golum to steal the cookie from lolotron. My cookie.
upon realising his horrible mistreatment of lolo, golum slices Xlr with his trusty bohemian knife and gives the cookie back.
My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: aquaflyer on November 18, 2012, 12:44:58 PM
Bakes a fake cookie and switches them. My Cookie!
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on November 18, 2012, 01:45:16 PM
Bakes a fake cookie and switches them. My Cookie!
error, illegal move.
Forced deletion of Aquaflyer in 5 seconds.
My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: aquaflyer on November 18, 2012, 05:03:31 PM
Hacked! 5 seconds countdown removed! Hacking iinto lolo downloading all the cookies!
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lionkopa on November 18, 2012, 05:20:15 PM
Hacked! 5 seconds countdown removed! Hacking iinto lolo downloading all the cookies!
Lol, haxban. My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Maty630 on November 18, 2012, 05:24:49 PM
Hires a group of cookie wraiths to seek you out, kill you and return the cookie to mordor where I am.
My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lionkopa on November 18, 2012, 05:29:39 PM
Hires a group of cookie wraiths to seek you out, kill you and return the cookie to mordor where I am.
My cookie

(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/30418119.jpg)

Uses teenage mutant ninja lion powah to kick the cookie out of your hands, My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Maty630 on November 18, 2012, 05:37:55 PM
Uses a tranquilliser dart on the silly turtle & lion and takes his cookie back to mordor with thousands of cave trolls immune to hax, temptation or being spies.
My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on November 18, 2012, 09:12:22 PM
Uses a tranquilliser dart on the silly turtle & lion and takes his cookie back to mordor with thousands of cave trolls immune to hax, temptation or being spies.
My cookie.
I kill lions lion and go into your cave and take the cookie, because you lot were all fretting over losing an online poker game to a Saudi teenager. My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Evan11900 on November 18, 2012, 11:50:44 PM
I kill lolotron with nodul. I then eat the cookie. I shit it out into pieces all over his face. My cookie?
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lionkopa on November 19, 2012, 03:23:12 PM
Uses a time machine to go back before Evan took the cookie and rawrs as loud as possible and Evan drops the cookie and runs away like a little girl. My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on November 19, 2012, 08:25:48 PM
Uses a time machine to go back before Evan took the cookie and rawrs as loud as possible and Evan drops the cookie and runs away like a little girl. My cookie.
Snatches your cookie out of your chubby, sweaty hands, my cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: aquaflyer on November 19, 2012, 08:44:53 PM
Not quick enough! Catches the cookie in Midair and runs off!
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: xlr20ice on November 19, 2012, 09:20:40 PM
Not quick enough! Catches the cookie in Midair and runs off!
But not fast enough for my helicopter! I quickly catch up to you and use a claw-machine claw to snatch the cookie. My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: bsamsr18 on November 19, 2012, 09:41:49 PM
Whilst riding past on my bike i see this, i stop and pull the chain off of my bike. Using this i throw it where it gets caught up in your helicopter blades. Out of the wreckage i find the cookie. My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on November 19, 2012, 09:50:13 PM
Whilst riding past on my bike i see this, i stop and pull the chain off of my bike. Using this i throw it where it gets caught up in your helicopter blades. Out of the wreckage i find the cookie. My cookie.
I reassemble the cookie after its encounter with Bsamsrs bike chain and give it some TLC. Which every cookie deserves. My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Evan11900 on November 20, 2012, 12:56:51 AM
Whilst riding past on my bike i see this, i stop and pull the chain off of my bike. Using this i throw it where it gets caught up in your helicopter blades. Out of the wreckage i find the cookie. My cookie.
I reassemble the cookie after its encounter with Bsamsrs bike chain and give it some TLC. Which every cookie deserves. My cookie
I seduce lolotron with tits on Reddit and then steal the cookie. My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: PzychO_o on November 20, 2012, 06:54:22 PM
Nipple-twisting evan, while hes crying of pain i steal l? cookie. My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on November 20, 2012, 07:13:53 PM
Nipple-twisting evan, while hes crying of pain i steal l? cookie. My cookie
nipple twist the nipple twister, my cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: aquaflyer on November 20, 2012, 08:04:27 PM
Slappes lolo with a giant slice of ham. My cookie!
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on November 20, 2012, 10:30:10 PM
Slappes lolo with a giant slice of ham. My cookie!
*takes out his gigantic fly swatter

checkmate Aqua!

Swish and flick

*suddenly Aqua is orbiting Mars.

My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Bruceanator97 on November 21, 2012, 12:40:51 AM
Punches Lolo in the gut and runs away. My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: ijk_mitchtin on November 21, 2012, 02:22:02 AM
Surprise Injection of Cyanide to Bruce.







My Cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Bruceanator97 on November 21, 2012, 06:39:54 PM
Trips ijk while he is running with the cookie. my cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: TERMIN8Rversion2 on November 21, 2012, 07:14:08 PM
Trips ijk while he is running with the cookie. my cookie.
Uses time machine to go back in time to speed up the launch of skynet, sets of the war between skynet and the resistance, write a book which becomes a bestseller then uses the distraction to send a battalion of termin8rs to exterminate bruceanator. Ma cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Treeper98 on November 21, 2012, 08:05:16 PM
Breaks the timemachine, the cookie fell out randomly. MY COOKIE! :P
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on November 21, 2012, 10:05:52 PM
Breaks the timemachine, the cookie fell out randomly. MY COOKIE! :P
one does not simply break a time machine.
forfeit the cookie by default for not making sense, my cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: PzychO_o on November 22, 2012, 12:50:14 PM
Trips ijk while he is running with the cookie. my cookie.
WTF leif wannabe lol. Leif is a gayfish and btw he stole that picture from me..
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on November 22, 2012, 06:28:07 PM
Trips ijk while he is running with the cookie. my cookie.
WTF leif wannabe lol. Leif is a gayfish and btw he stole that picture from me..
forfeit your brain to Aperture laboratories for making less than Treepers (achievement unlocked)

seriously, wtf
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: TERMIN8Rversion2 on November 22, 2012, 10:16:58 PM
Trips ijk while he is running with the cookie. my cookie.
WTF leif wannabe lol. Leif is a gayfish and btw he stole that picture from me..
forfeit your brain to Aperture laboratories for making less than Treepers (achievement unlocked)

seriously, wtf
I take the cookie while you complain about Pzycho. Ma cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on November 22, 2012, 10:33:54 PM
smack the thief with my cricket bat and steal the cookie
My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: TERMIN8Rversion2 on November 24, 2012, 12:34:18 AM
smack the thief with my cricket bat and steal the cookie
My cookie
i cover you in gak. beat that. Ma cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on November 24, 2012, 10:33:20 AM
smack the thief with my cricket bat and steal the cookie
My cookie
i cover you in gak. beat that. Ma cookie.
fuck. erm. Can I have my cookie back?
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: TERMIN8Rversion2 on November 24, 2012, 05:43:09 PM
smack the thief with my cricket bat and steal the cookie
My cookie
i cover you in gak. beat that. Ma cookie.
fuck. erm. Can I have my cookie back?
;_; ok, not ma cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on November 24, 2012, 05:44:06 PM

thanks! my cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: TERMIN8Rversion2 on November 24, 2012, 06:33:05 PM

thanks! my cookie
oh bananas:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkN__yYVNuw&feature=share&list=PL45706F3172BAB097
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Bruceanator97 on November 24, 2012, 06:48:40 PM
smack the thief with my cricket bat and steal the cookie
My cookie
i cover you in gak. beat that. Ma cookie.
fuck. erm. Can I have my cookie back?
;_; ok, not ma cookie.

thanks! my cookie
Switches the real cookie with a fake one so lolo gets a fake cookie and i get the real one. Mai cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Maty630 on November 24, 2012, 07:30:49 PM
takes the cookie because you didn't quote bananas
my cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: emiLitscool on November 24, 2012, 09:47:56 PM
takes the cookie because you didn't quote bananas
my cookie
Takes the cookie because you said they didn't quote banans. My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on November 25, 2012, 01:27:11 PM

Takes the cookie because you said they didn't quote banans. My cookie
takes the cookie because there is no such response as 'banans'
My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Syreyeth on December 05, 2012, 11:29:22 PM
you're a "tron" so your a robot - pours water on you and takes it... my cookie  :P
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Maty630 on December 06, 2012, 09:24:05 AM
you're a "tron" so your a robot - pours water on you and takes it... my cookie  :P
takes the cookie because this topic was almost 2 weeks dead, my cookie (thanks for reviving it)
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on December 06, 2012, 04:56:20 PM
you're a "tron" so your a robot - pours water on you and takes it... my cookie  :P
takes the cookie because this topic was almost 2 weeks dead, my cookie (thanks for reviving it)
takes the cookie and requests mods to lock topic, because there is no reason for this to continue.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Maty630 on December 06, 2012, 08:00:10 PM
you're a "tron" so your a robot - pours water on you and takes it... my cookie  :P
takes the cookie because this topic was almost 2 weeks dead, my cookie (thanks for reviving it)
takes the cookie and requests mods to lock topic, because there is no reason for this to continue.
pimp slaps lolo in the face, takes the cookie, kicks him and says "how dare you say such a thing"
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lionkopa on December 08, 2012, 03:04:19 PM
Lolo, if you want this thread locked, then ask through pm...

And bumping topics isn't exactly bad, so I guess there is no reason to lock.

Mighty Lion steps on the peasants and crunches the cookie. Then the mighty lion goes to the store and buys the very last cookie left. My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on December 08, 2012, 05:45:00 PM
Lolo, if you want this thread locked, then ask through pm...

And bumping topics isn't exactly bad, so I guess there is no reason to lock.

Mighty Lion steps on the peasants and crunches the cookie. Then the mighty lion goes to the store and buys the very last cookie left. My cookie.
lolo apologizes profusely for doing it an thanks lion telling him not to do it so he doesn't do it again, then pulls lions mane as he punches the hair out of her face, my cookie.


(btw, I requested a lock on this topic because there was no new information that the topic needed in order to be resolved,
ie. the topic I made about Warz, I bumped that after a few days because there was new important info on the topic.
With this topic, since there was no apparent reason for its bump, I requested its locking. I'll pm in future though  ;))
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Maty630 on December 08, 2012, 11:13:38 PM
i show you a doughnut then throw it far away, which you then chase after, then i take the cookie that you clumsily dropped.
My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on December 09, 2012, 12:02:31 AM
i show you a doughnut then throw it far away, which you then chase after, then i take the cookie that you clumsily dropped.
My cookie.
after eating your doughnut, that I managed to save from the ground by the 2 minute rule, I shoot you with my full auto stretchy putty gun, which makes a GAK GAK GAK GAK!! noise as it fires, you crumble under the mound of goo and I take the cookie from your limp grip. My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Maty630 on December 09, 2012, 12:36:53 AM
Trembling under the crushing Gak, I got to my minecraft.jar and replace it with nodus then kill you with mad hax.
My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on December 09, 2012, 01:48:02 PM
Trembling under the crushing Gak, I got to my minecraft.jar and replace it with nodus then kill you with mad hax.
My cookie
I ban you and take the cookie, continuing this battle between me and maty.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Maty630 on December 09, 2012, 03:10:34 PM
Trembling under the crushing Gak, I got to my minecraft.jar and replace it with nodus then kill you with mad hax.
My cookie
I ban you and take the cookie, continuing this battle between me and maty.
I go to your house while you arent looking and delete your internet browser, then the cookie is left unguarded which i take.
my cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Bruceanator97 on December 12, 2012, 01:26:16 AM
I take a time machine, Go back before katie started the topic and just got the cookie, and steal it from her.
MY COOKIE

Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: TERMIN8Rversion2 on December 12, 2012, 03:56:40 PM
I take a time machine, Go back before katie started the topic and just got the cookie, and steal it from her.
MY COOKIE
This breaks the fourth wall, are you implying the fourth wall doesn't work?

Puts a sentry at your front door and rings the doorbell.
Ma cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on December 12, 2012, 05:45:30 PM

cloak as an engineer and kill your precious sentry, distracted by your loss, I steal the cookie and run, my cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: SuperArashi90 on December 12, 2012, 07:59:26 PM

cloak as an engineer and kill your precious sentry, distracted by your loss, I steal the cookie and run, my cookie.

Using a sophisticated combination of skills, abilities and purchased traits - I run by you, holding the shift button and steal the cookie, making it: MY COOKIE
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on December 12, 2012, 08:16:18 PM

I call in my cohort of heavys and open fire, bye bye scout. My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Bruceanator97 on December 12, 2012, 08:44:06 PM
Before you did this i AGAIN switched the real cookie that arashi had with a fake plastic cookie and take the real one
Mai cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: xlr20ice on December 12, 2012, 10:12:14 PM
In an epic battle in space and time, I win the cookie from Bruce. My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: ijk_mitchtin on December 13, 2012, 12:24:14 AM
Jedi Mind Trick. My Cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: SuperArashi90 on December 13, 2012, 01:51:07 AM
I challenge the current cookie holder to a duel across time and space.

I win!!! My cookie!
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on December 13, 2012, 06:44:28 PM
I challenge the current cookie holder to a duel across time and space.

I win!!! My cookie!
I call you inside for dinner and draw you from your childish games, I later steal your cookie while you sleep, my cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: SuperArashi90 on December 13, 2012, 08:22:43 PM
I challenge the current cookie holder to a duel across time and space.

I win!!! My cookie!
I call you inside for dinner and draw you from your childish games, I later steal your cookie while you sleep, my cookie

While my clone sleeps and you steal the cookie - I use a piano wire to garrote you and take the cookie. My cookie :D
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on December 13, 2012, 08:39:23 PM
I challenge the current cookie holder to a duel across time and space.

I win!!! My cookie!
I call you inside for dinner and draw you from your childish games, I later steal your cookie while you sleep, my cookie

While my clone sleeps and you steal the cookie - I use a piano wire to garrote you and take the cookie. My cookie :D
I.....um................damn.

I send arashi to his room for a month for outsmarting me.
My cookie, all mine!!
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Bruceanator97 on December 13, 2012, 09:38:27 PM
I lock lolo in a freezer cause he put arashi in his room for a month!
 my cookie mwuahahah
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: bsamsr18 on December 13, 2012, 10:19:30 PM
I lock lolo in a freezer cause he put arashi in his room for a month!
 my cookie mwuahahah

Just as you're about to close the freezer, I trip up on a banana skin and accidentally knock you in. As I get up off the floor, I bang my head on the freezer door which slams it shut, this leads to you and lolo fighting to the death inside the freezer over who gets the ice cream. Unfortunately the victor dies anyway, due to a rare form of brain freeze caused by the ice cream.

My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on December 13, 2012, 10:58:41 PM
Guys its alright, I won.

And by the way, brain freeze is cured by pressing my tongue against the roof of my mouth. Duh..

I take your cookie while you doze in an afternoon nap, my cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: ijk_mitchtin on December 14, 2012, 02:41:09 AM
Using Jedi Ninja Skills I Sneak Up On Lolo And Use Chloroform And Knock Him Out.
Then I Inject Cyanide Into Lolos Left Big Toe Killing Him Instantly.
I Throw His Body In A Barrel And Put It On A Boat Going To Piratelandia Where Murder Is legal.
Pick Up Le Cookie.
My Cookie.
:)
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: SuperArashi90 on December 14, 2012, 04:06:42 AM
Using Jedi Ninja Skills I Sneak Up On Lolo And Use Chloroform And Knock Him Out.
Then I Inject Cyanide Into Lolos Left Big Toe Killing Him Instantly.
I Throw His Body In A Barrel And Put It On A Boat Going To Piratelandia Where Murder Is legal.
Pick Up Le Cookie.
My Cookie.
:)

(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/25329711.jpg)

The cookie is actually an ancient-alien device, which teleports you to outerspace, causing your skin to freeze, your lungs and eyes to burst and you drift endlessly through space, never decomposing due to lack of oxygen.

Conveniently, I programmed the cookie to teleport itself back into my pocket.

My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: IrishBulldog93 on December 14, 2012, 01:15:31 PM
There was a slight error in your code and it teleported inside your head subsequently killing you.

I break open your skull

and eat the cookie . . . . .

My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Deaththinius on December 14, 2012, 10:32:41 PM
(http://www.threadrock.com/content/images/thumbs/0003632_trust_me_im_a_jedi_star_wars.png)
Mai Kewkie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on December 14, 2012, 10:35:56 PM
(http://www.threadrock.com/content/images/thumbs/0003632_trust_me_im_a_jedi_star_wars.png)
Mai Kewkie.
I come back in the form of a spirit

my cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Deaththinius on December 14, 2012, 10:37:40 PM
(http://www.threadrock.com/content/images/thumbs/0003632_trust_me_im_a_jedi_star_wars.png)
Mai Kewkie.
I come back in the form of a spirit

my cookie.
Nope. All jedi are good, so you've just lost that cookie permanately :)
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: emiLitscool on December 15, 2012, 05:05:52 PM
I just got the cookie randomlyyyyyy sooo, my cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Bruceanator97 on December 15, 2012, 05:47:09 PM
Takes cookie from emil
My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Maty630 on December 15, 2012, 06:48:10 PM
Takes cookie from emil
My cookie
confiscates the cookie from Bruce for being unimaginative.
My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: emiLitscool on December 15, 2012, 09:18:13 PM
I'm cool so I took the cookie from maty so bitches, my cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: nilremz on December 16, 2012, 01:12:23 AM
Black veil of depression - My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Evan11900 on December 18, 2012, 11:25:29 PM
Black veil of depression - My cookie
(http://i.imgur.com/91xj6.jpg?1)

My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Bruceanator97 on December 19, 2012, 12:08:33 AM
Takes the cookie from Evan because he is too young to handle it.
My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on December 19, 2012, 10:38:53 PM
Takes the cookie from Evan because he is too young to handle it.
My cookie
takes the cookie from bruce for taking a cookie from a child, my cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: iRuShxaSSaSSin on December 20, 2012, 12:46:04 AM
I have decided I now want this cookie so I'm taking it while you sleep and killing you and your fellow village people for good measure
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: emiLitscool on December 20, 2012, 03:35:00 PM
Found out, Andy stole the cookie, so I found him and took the cookie out of his hand -> My Coooookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Maty630 on December 20, 2012, 05:01:33 PM
I get a can of lynx and a fire lighter then approach you ominously, your dying screams are heard from a kilometre away.
My cookie :3
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on December 20, 2012, 07:50:08 PM

I get my trusty hunting and filleting knife and skin your foot while I strap you to an electric chair, I leave you on the chair all night, at 50 volts.
I laugh as I eat and digest the cookie in front of you, then feed you the excrement, then bag your excrement after you digest the cookie, then I keep it in the back of my white van, where I keep my other.....................................friends

my cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Bruceanator97 on December 20, 2012, 07:50:41 PM
Hits maty in the head with a baseball bat
My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on December 20, 2012, 07:51:53 PM
you fool! I got there first, don't you see!!

my cookie!
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Bruceanator97 on December 20, 2012, 08:21:39 PM
Well in this case WHEN i got there i hit lolo in the head with the bat
My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Maty630 on December 20, 2012, 11:17:06 PM
Well in this case WHEN i got there i hit lolo in the head with the bat
My cookie
Takes advantage of you while you think of a reply and replaces your baseball bat with an inflatable one, then hires a team of... Specialists to... Gamgbang you to death.
My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: TERMIN8Rversion2 on December 20, 2012, 11:50:56 PM
Takes advantage of you while you think of a reply and replaces your baseball bat with an inflatable one, then hires a team of... Specialists to... Gamgbang you to death.
My cookie
Using the power of a big mac brohoof I blast you into oblivion.
Conveniently you placed down the cookie beforehand and no damage was done.
MA cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Bruceanator97 on December 21, 2012, 07:42:08 PM
I throw you in oblivion with maty when you shoot him.
My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on December 21, 2012, 07:58:31 PM
I throw you in oblivion with maty when you shoot him.
My cookie
takes the cookie by default for not making sense.

My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Bruceanator97 on December 22, 2012, 10:08:51 PM
Takes the cookie because you make sense  8)
My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: emiLitscool on December 22, 2012, 10:22:29 PM
Takes the cookie because bruce is cool
my cookieeee
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Iopia on December 22, 2012, 10:39:28 PM
I don't know why you took Bruce's "cookieeee", his cookie on the other hand is still in his possession... At least that's what I want you to think... *slips cookie into coat pocket*

My cookie. :3
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Maty630 on December 22, 2012, 10:54:55 PM
pickpockets brian.
My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: TERMIN8Rversion2 on December 23, 2012, 02:04:17 AM
pickpockets brian.
My cookie
With master pickpocket skills I take the trousers in which you put the cookie right of without you noticeing much to the amusement of the passerbys.

My cookie, you trouser-less weirdo.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on December 23, 2012, 08:33:49 AM

I steal your trousers and replace them with the wrong trousers, wallace and gromit style, you speed away against your own will.

my cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: dragonares6 on December 23, 2012, 02:25:38 PM
I hire a sniper to assassinate you from a building. I then go over and grab everything you have. My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: bsamsr18 on December 23, 2012, 03:38:07 PM
You fool, you are unaware that it was I who you hired; whilst you are my scopes I kill you and frame Jason Bourne in the process. During the following chaos I slip away with the cookie unnoticed.

My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: SuperArashi90 on December 23, 2012, 10:02:14 PM
You fool, you are unaware that it was I who you hired; whilst you are my scopes I kill you and frame Jason Bourne in the process. During the following chaos I slip away with the cookie unnoticed.

My cookie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsSJAuHDh3w (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsSJAuHDh3w)

A nondescript man in a winter-jacket and tuque walks past you, pickpocketing the cookie from your pocket and replacing it with a note: "If I so much as FEEL you behind me, there is no measure to how hard or fast I will bring the fight to you. My Cookie."
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Bruceanator97 on December 23, 2012, 10:04:56 PM
........To Complicated Post.
My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on December 23, 2012, 10:07:38 PM
........To Complicated Post.
My cookie

surrender the cookie for being a philistine.

My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: SuperArashi90 on December 23, 2012, 10:07:55 PM
........To Complicated Post.
My cookie

You picked the wrong man, oops. *Watches you take the wrong cookie, from the wrong person*

My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Bruceanator97 on December 23, 2012, 11:23:21 PM
Picks up the baseball at slowley.........
My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: xlr20ice on December 23, 2012, 11:41:05 PM
I don't know why you took Bruce's "cookieeee", his cookie on the other hand is still in his possession... At least that's what I want you to think... *slips cookie into coat pocket*

My cookie. :3
I turn the iron golems against you and have them bring the cookie to me.
My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: emiLitscool on December 23, 2012, 11:51:04 PM
I got fire so xlr20ice will smelt... My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: bsamsr18 on December 23, 2012, 11:57:13 PM
The ice was there for a reason you idiot! I watch as you run terrified with the beast unleashed chasing after you. I pick up a slightly burnt, but crisp cookie.

My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Bruceanator97 on December 24, 2012, 12:13:39 AM
Creeps slowley behind bsamar with a baseballbat while he is next to a huge hole down to the earths core.... Smack! Homerun!
My cookie!
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: xlr20ice on December 24, 2012, 12:28:23 AM
Creeps slowley behind bsamar with a baseballbat while he is next to a huge hole down to the earths core.... Smack! Homerun!
My cookie!
I happen to live in the earth's core and take the cookie from sam before you can. Stop going around my house with a baseball bat!
My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Bruceanator97 on December 24, 2012, 12:48:11 AM
I jump down to the earths core, and while you look up thinking the cookie will land into your hands you are suprised by me, with a baseball bat and before i land i swing and hit you in the face. Then i catch the cookie and climb back up to the surface.
MY cookie :)
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Maty630 on December 24, 2012, 07:35:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpqxSBclqWs
my cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on December 25, 2012, 12:21:10 AM
deletes maty for making less sense that Bruce.
My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: emiLitscool on December 25, 2012, 02:13:22 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/o1mXw.jpg)
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Bruceanator97 on December 25, 2012, 04:02:53 PM
Takes the cookie from emil for being over the limit of cool
My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Evan11900 on December 25, 2012, 08:37:03 PM
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/16959970.jpg)
My mother-fucking cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Bruceanator97 on December 25, 2012, 10:01:15 PM
Takes the cookie because you posted the same picture twice
My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lionkopa on December 25, 2012, 11:49:24 PM
(Wow, you guys made this a very successful game, thanks xD)

I took your cookie because I needed a present for Christmas. My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Bruceanator97 on December 26, 2012, 06:20:36 AM
Takes the cookie cause i wanted it
My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: SuperArashi90 on December 26, 2012, 07:38:30 AM
Takes the cookie cause i wanted it
My cookie

Just because you want it, doesn't mean you have the power to acquire it.

(By the power of philosophy) My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Maty630 on December 26, 2012, 10:49:30 AM
Takes the cookie cause i wanted it
My cookie

Just because you want it, doesn't mean you have the power to acquire it.

(By the power of philosophy) My cookie.

i expose you to extreme gamma radiation which makes you turn into a green rage monster when angry, you run, dropping the cookie on the ground, in fear that you will harm your family.
my cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Bruceanator97 on December 26, 2012, 03:33:57 PM
I knock maty out with a baseball bat
MY cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on December 26, 2012, 09:01:10 PM
I knock maty out with a baseball bat
MY cookie
I am payed by his parents to educate Bruce because he is an unimaginitive philistine.
In payment, I take the cookie

My cookie!
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Bruceanator97 on December 27, 2012, 12:45:55 AM
After you "educate" me I take a baseball bat and knock you out
My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: SuperArashi90 on December 27, 2012, 01:32:06 AM
After you "educate" me I take a baseball bat and knock you out
My cookie

I run for office.

After a landslide election, my first move is to OUTLAW baseball bats as "too simple".

My second move is to sign a bill forcing all cookies to be turned over to me (for safe keeping).

My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lionkopa on December 27, 2012, 09:22:05 AM
Uses vodka as a bait to lure Alex into a dark cave and he doesn't notice that I grab the cookie from behind . ma cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on December 27, 2012, 12:37:13 PM

Use my skrull skills to turn myself into the president, I call upon the American World Police, (America- fuck yea!) and use a supertank, as seen in captain America, the first avenger, to crush you.
I grab the cookie from your bloody crushed hands.


My cookie!
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Bruceanator97 on December 27, 2012, 05:20:19 PM
Dammit lolo when you crushed katie you crushed the cookie!
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lionkopa on December 27, 2012, 06:08:50 PM
"Trooooooper?!?"
"Yes Katiiee?"
"can you teleport me back me back to lolo?"
"Alright, Alright..."
*gets teleported*

Uses debate power that America has unoriginal culture, has no official language and makes Captian America cry... Katie grabs the cookie out of his hands, which makes him cry more. My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: xlr20ice on December 27, 2012, 08:33:14 PM
"Trooooooper?!?"
"Yes Katiiee?"
"can you teleport me back me back to lolo?"
"Alright, Alright..."
*gets teleported*

Uses debate power that America has unoriginal culture, has no official language and makes Captian America cry... Katie grabs the cookie out of his hands, which makes him cry more. My cookie.

In a fit of rage, Captian America makes the nearest nuclear power plant in Ukraine melt down. I, among other scavengers, take the cookie from the ash pile that was once Katie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Bruceanator97 on December 27, 2012, 09:02:59 PM
Brings xlr to a gas chamber. Smacks him in with a baseball bat. But before i do this i take the cookie and gas him.
My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lionkopa on December 27, 2012, 09:23:46 PM
*Katie's ashes are brought to the Sith Lord, where she is 're-created' with special medicine/robot stuff*

Ukraine is a badass Soviet, so everyone survives, but become mutants, like always... Katie rules the country's military power to Bruce's 'gas chamber' and the gas chamber gets destroyed by the force. Bruce is terrified and he bows down to Katie and her army giving up the cookie. My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Evan11900 on December 27, 2012, 10:16:45 PM
I go back in time to before this topic was created and ask Katie if I could have a cookie. She says yes. Thus this game is never created and I have the cookie. My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Bruceanator97 on December 27, 2012, 10:35:34 PM
Well my friend you are wrong here
I go into the time machine, Ninja sneaking behind you and pickpocket the cookie from you. I then travel back and destroy the time machine with a baseball bat. You are now frozen in time.
MY cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lionkopa on December 27, 2012, 11:12:36 PM
Katie is still in real time with the cookie because that ninja gave. It back to Katie to start the game. My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Bruceanator97 on December 27, 2012, 11:59:19 PM
Goes to real time and takes a METAL baseball bat and smacks katie in the hand shes holding the cookie in. I then run over the cookie take it, and like the sneaky ninja i am, i run on the ceiling and out the door.
My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Evan11900 on December 28, 2012, 01:42:14 AM
I sit out in the woods for hours making napalm and putting it into a leather jacket. I then give the leather jacket to Bruce...
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lscs4egd471r0zakfo1_500.jpg)
My cookie. >:D
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Bruceanator97 on December 29, 2012, 12:30:36 AM
I throw the jacket at evan
My cookie
(oops forgot to say i hit him with a baseball bat  8) )
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: SuperArashi90 on December 29, 2012, 12:49:51 AM
I throw the jacket at evan
My cookie
(oops forgot to say i hit him with a baseball bat  8) )

*Goes with simple and shoots you in the eye with a firework*

My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Evan11900 on December 29, 2012, 02:46:59 AM
Turns out that the napalm I made was faulty. I thought you'd make it with pot and sperm. Whilst Bruce is dead on the ground I walk behind Arashi with my Hobbit skills and FUCKING SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD. MY COOKIE YOU UGLY BASTARDS!!!
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on December 29, 2012, 12:49:02 PM
Turns out that the napalm I made was faulty. I thought you'd make it with pot and sperm. Whilst Bruce is dead on the ground I walk behind Arashi with my Hobbit skills and FUCKING SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD. MY COOKIE YOU UGLY BASTARDS!!!
Submits the cookie to the cookie god for being immature and unimaginative, ooh, I forgot, I am the cookie god.

My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Maty630 on December 29, 2012, 02:24:21 PM
Turns out that the napalm I made was faulty. I thought you'd make it with pot and sperm. Whilst Bruce is dead on the ground I walk behind Arashi with my Hobbit skills and FUCKING SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD. MY COOKIE YOU UGLY BASTARDS!!!
Submits the cookie to the cookie god for being immature and unimaginative, ooh, I forgot, I am the cookie god.

My cookie
steals your cookie god scepter and crown and replaces them with a packet of pringles and a cardboard burger king hat, then orders my cookie slaves to seize the cookie from you.
my cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on December 29, 2012, 03:49:58 PM
Turns out that the napalm I made was faulty. I thought you'd make it with pot and sperm. Whilst Bruce is dead on the ground I walk behind Arashi with my Hobbit skills and FUCKING SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD. MY COOKIE YOU UGLY BASTARDS!!!
Submits the cookie to the cookie god for being immature and unimaginative, ooh, I forgot, I am the cookie god.

My cookie
steals your cookie god scepter and crown and replaces them with a packet of pringles and a cardboard burger king hat, then orders my cookie slaves to seize the cookie from you.
my cookie.
ha! I'm happy with that!
Kthnxbai!

*note to maty.

I took the cookie for good measure, fooled you!
Lolo

My cookie!
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: emiLitscool on December 29, 2012, 09:36:45 PM
Turns out that the napalm I made was faulty. I thought you'd make it with pot and sperm. Whilst Bruce is dead on the ground I walk behind Arashi with my Hobbit skills and FUCKING SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD. MY COOKIE YOU UGLY BASTARDS!!!
Submits the cookie to the cookie god for being immature and unimaginative, ooh, I forgot, I am the cookie god.

My cookie
steals your cookie god scepter and crown and replaces them with a packet of pringles and a cardboard burger king hat, then orders my cookie slaves to seize the cookie from you.
my cookie.
ha! I'm happy with that!
Kthnxbai!

*note to maty.

I took the cookie for good measure, fooled you!
Lolo

My cookie now because you used "Kthnxbai!"
My cookie!
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Evan11900 on December 29, 2012, 10:36:33 PM
I make you take an arrow to the knee. My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on December 29, 2012, 10:42:39 PM
I make you take an arrow to the knee. My cookie.
that joke, are you serious?
Banned forever from everything for mentioning the mother of all dead jokes.
My cookie, you left it behind
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Bruceanator97 on December 29, 2012, 11:03:18 PM
Shoots lolo In the face
My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: SuperArashi90 on December 30, 2012, 12:59:33 AM
Shoots lolo In the face
My cookie

*Spontaneously splits into a HUNDRED NINJAS!!*

*The 100 Arashi Ninjas cut you to ribbons, desecrate your corpse and hang it upside down, naked from the bridge leading to the Temple of the Cookie - where I and the cookie now reside, guarded by Ninjas, Kung-Fu Pandas, Giant Japanese Robots and a radioactive Godzilla*

*This post represents a BOSS BATTLE and must be answered imaginatively and ALL threats must be taken care of, or you fail*

My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Evan11900 on December 30, 2012, 01:36:33 AM
FUS DO RAH. My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: SuperArashi90 on December 30, 2012, 02:46:14 AM
FUS DO RAH. My cookie.

You are crushed under the weight of using two Skyrim jokes in rapid succession. Failure.

Still my cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Maty630 on December 30, 2012, 12:43:12 PM
i use console to delete your ninja's, kung-fu panda's, giant Japanese robots and radioactive Godzilla then i raise an army of 10,000 Uru-Khai to smite you and bring me the cookie.
my cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on December 30, 2012, 01:24:17 PM
Shoots lolo In the face
My cookie

*Spontaneously splits into a HUNDRED NINJAS!!*

*The 100 Arashi Ninjas cut you to ribbons, desecrate your corpse and hang it upside down, naked from the bridge leading to the Temple of the Cookie - where I and the cookie now reside, guarded by Ninjas, Kung-Fu Pandas, Giant Japanese Robots and a radioactive Godzilla*

*This post represents a BOSS BATTLE and must be answered imaginatively and ALL threats must be taken care of, or you fail*

My cookie.
First, I take on Godzilla, deflecting his radioactive blasts back to him with my patented easy-deflectotron device, he falls to my power.

I then take on your giant japanese robots, a rip off of the terminators, they are easily destroyed by pulling out a chord at the back of their head, you start to worry.

I lure your kung fu pandas in by dressing up as a stork pushing a noodle trolley, the pandas surrender to be with the noodles and their 'parents'.

Now the ninjas, the most difficult of all, not much info was given about them apart from the fact they all came from arashi, so I presume they are inbred. They also must be friendly, so thy don't really want to hurt me, so they whisper to me whilst we pull our crazy kung fu poses before the battle. "Just mock fight" they whisper, I smile, as I beat their over-friendly asses.

Then I take on Arashi, the cookie wielder of the north-west, he crumbles as I yodel.
The yodeling doesn't stop till I get the cookie. I remember the time I spent with Hans in the swiss alps, I call upon the super yodel, everyones brains explode, apart from mine my cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Bruceanator97 on December 30, 2012, 05:27:37 PM
Lolo Begs on his knees for me not to hit him in the head with my baseball bat again. He surrenders the cookie, followed then by a knockout blow to the head with a baseball bat.
MY cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Frittet on January 04, 2013, 12:06:02 PM
My superfatcat killZ bwuce. The super fat cat's cookie. wait i mean My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on January 04, 2013, 12:15:28 PM
My superfatcat killZ bwuce. The super fat cat's cookie. wait i mean My cookie.
whilst you battle with your fat cat, I take the cookie from it's food bowl.
Mah cookeh!
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: nilremz on January 04, 2013, 02:25:08 PM
I harness the power of Galen, my cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: emiLitscool on January 04, 2013, 11:46:08 PM
nilremz you smell, my cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Jeddity on January 05, 2013, 12:08:21 AM
Emil's Denmarkian so he drops it

My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Bruceanator97 on January 05, 2013, 12:48:45 AM
Jeds British and i hit British people in the head with a baseball so i hit jed with one. MY cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: zX_BEN_Xz on January 05, 2013, 12:54:53 AM
I throw bud at you and you drop the cookie, my cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Bruceanator97 on January 05, 2013, 01:01:59 AM
I dodge bud when he is thrown and he faceplants against a wall. I then take out Frittet's super fat cat and throw it at you. In a epic battle between you and the fat cat, you both die.
Still My cookie :D
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lionkopa on January 05, 2013, 01:16:59 AM
Kicks bruce as she appears behind him. The cookie falls out of your hand and i pick it up.
"Owner of the cookie has returned." My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Bruceanator97 on January 05, 2013, 01:31:08 AM
Oww that hurt. The police come and arrest you for kicking a Bruce in the face. They then confiscate the cookie from you and return it to its owner, me.
My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: zX_BEN_Xz on January 05, 2013, 03:25:26 AM
Katie gives me some of her nuclear waste and I throw it at you and take the cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: nilremz on January 05, 2013, 10:42:47 AM
I trow some of my toxic water at you, whilst your body slowly melts away I take the cookie. My Cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: panda4u on January 05, 2013, 11:15:51 AM
Nilremz is a pleb, and his ugliness causes a rupture in the fabric of space-time itself. He is sucked into this void, most likely transported to pre-revolution France, in which he lives in the gutters, feasting on rats. His clumsy mitt-like hands lose grip of the cookie whilst he is sucked into a wormhole, and I pick it up. My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: nilremz on January 05, 2013, 11:25:37 AM
After conquering France I use my knowledge of future technology to advance their military. Using this I guide France to world domination. I then begin to kill off all of panda's relative of this time period meaning he can never have been born, this creates a time paradox which, in turn, also rips open the fabric of space time, causing me to be taken back to the present, in which I shoot panda and retrieve my long lost cookie. My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: panda4u on January 05, 2013, 11:50:55 AM
Having foreseen the extinction of my species at the hands of the filthy rat Nilremz, I summon the power of zuul and transport to the dimension of the Pandas. There I seek audience with the king of all Pandas, a  clone of the offspring of Winston Churchill and Rihanna. However, while sneaking around the grand bamboo palace, I find that this clone is actually evil, and killed the innocent clone. I then stage a coupe d'etat and become the king of the Panda dimension myself. I lead my massive Panda army into my original dimension, the timeline of which has progressed similarly to that of the Panda dimension. I then harness my God-Like mastery of the element of rape, and call down a massive turtle-anteater hybrid, which in turn uses its telekinetic power to rape Nil with such force that he is once again displaced, and sent back in time to the French Revolution, however, seeing the loop in time that will continue, I send an army of my clones back in time under the command of General Robert E. Lee, who I took from the American Civil War Era and mutated into a Panda. Panda E. Lee then takes my clone hordes to France, and they all take turns brutally raping Nilremz to pieces. Nilremz is then crucified, and distributed to starving children, who in turn die from eating Nil's rotten disfigured body. After the death of Nilremz, Panda E. Lee retrieves the cookie, sacrifices it to zuul. Many years in the future, Zuul, being timeless, gives me the Cookie. Zuul then offers me ascension to his eternal palace, which exists out of the reach of any other lifeform. I accept his offer, and bring the cookie with me, then Zuul destroys the Universe, and the fabric of Space-Time itself, rendering all the previous posts in this thread non-existent, along with the events they describe. However, Zuul's Palace is safe from this destruction, and I live happily until old age with my greatest possession. My Cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Bruceanator97 on January 05, 2013, 10:28:23 PM
I didnt even bother reading that cause its to long. Bruce no like. Police come and arrest you for making a Bruce no like.
My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on January 05, 2013, 11:06:33 PM
I didnt even bother reading that cause its to long. Bruce no like. Police come and arrest you for making a Bruce no like.
My cookie
Slaps bruce silly for not reading a beautiful story, (love u panda) I take the cookie from his pockets.
Mah cookieh
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Maty630 on January 06, 2013, 01:03:32 AM
I didnt even bother reading that cause its to long. Bruce no like. Police come and arrest you for making a Bruce no like.
My cookie
Slaps bruce silly for not reading a beautiful story, (love u panda) I take the cookie from his pockets.
Mah cookieh
but while you were busy slapping bruce silly i used my ninja skills to take the cookie and replace it with a plastic cookie.
my cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: zX_BEN_Xz on January 06, 2013, 01:21:39 AM
I take the cookie with my superior ninja skills, my cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Bruceanator97 on January 06, 2013, 01:24:27 AM
Bitch. As you running down the road i take a rocket launcher. Boom gos lolo mwuhahaha!! The cookie was scavenged and i take it.
MY cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: panda4u on January 06, 2013, 06:39:14 AM
As Bruce picks up the cookie, I pick up Ben, lock him in my basement, and feed him nothing but oreos. My zed ex underscore ben underscore ex zed.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Bruceanator97 on January 06, 2013, 07:36:16 PM
You still dont have the cooke and i do
my cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: TERMIN8Rversion2 on January 07, 2013, 07:24:37 PM
You still dont have the cooke and i do
my cookie
I Tell Arnold Schwarzenegger you said something about his mom an some barnyard animals.
Needless to say, my cookie.

(any bros who get the reference *brofist*)
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on January 07, 2013, 07:27:22 PM
You still dont have the cooke and i do
my cookie
I Tell Arnold Schwarzenegger you said something about his mom an some barnyard animals.
Needless to say, my cookie.

(any bros who get the reference *brofist*)

Banned for referencing pewdie.
My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: TERMIN8Rversion2 on January 07, 2013, 07:48:28 PM
I send a picture of a big mac brohoof to your computer. Through sheer happiness of this happening your computer explodes in your face giving you a concussion. I bring you to hospital with a cover story involving bruce and a baseball bat. I then slip the cookie out of your pocket and into my own.
Ma cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: dragonares6 on January 10, 2013, 08:25:38 PM
While walking out of the hospital, cookie in hand, I casually bitch slap you and, while you're stunned, take the cookie and walk away.
My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on January 10, 2013, 09:54:35 PM
While walking out of the hospital, cookie in hand, I casually bitch slap you and, while you're stunned, take the cookie and walk away.
My cookie.
I wake up from my sleep and casually teleport to you. I take the cookie for not following up a great story by Termin8r. Meh cookehh
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: johnc1996 on January 12, 2013, 12:44:59 AM
I go to a cookery class and learn how to make cookies.
Everyone's cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: zX_BEN_Xz on January 12, 2013, 12:46:33 AM
YonC, my cookie,
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on January 12, 2013, 02:48:35 PM
YonC, my cookie,
Smite ben_xz for not realising the the communist society he lives in. Our cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: dragonares6 on January 14, 2013, 10:54:06 PM
Flies into a spitting rage as he does not realize what the cat is doing in lolotron's profile picture. Follows up rage by detonating a nuclear bomb over lolotron's house. Procceeds to salvage the cookie from the burning wreckage and guts. My cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: lolotron on January 15, 2013, 04:20:41 PM
I take dragonares out to the naughty chair and slap him silly for being dumb.
The cat says deal with it. I confiscate the cookie from the bold dragon
My cookie
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: dragonares6 on January 19, 2013, 08:15:49 PM
I've secretly slipped a knife in my pants when you weren't looking. As you're slapping me, I take a knife and gut you. I then take the cookie and eat it. I then shit it out six hours later and it goes into the sewer. Nobodies cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: Iopia on January 19, 2013, 08:29:15 PM
I live in the sewer. My shit cookie.
Title: Re: My Cookie.
Post by: niall844 on January 19, 2013, 10:13:39 PM
Well Everyone knows crocodiles live in the sewer so while you're wrestling with one i grab the cookie out of your hand and fly to mars in a spaceship. Mai Cookie.